Shadow The Hedgehog

A bitch ass mother fucker

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

by anonymous February 8, 2023

The Shadow Tickler

The Shadow Ticker is often referring to a gay black man who probes others in their butt for pleasurable purposes.

Look there is the shadow tickler.

by Ben Alburk October 13, 2023

Shadow Party

A shadow party is a party hosted at someone’s house without their consent or knowledge.

“We’re gonna pull up to Manuel’s house for the shadow party!”

by GhostlyCarrot October 24, 2023

Sunshine in shadows

To find a bright side even in the darkest of places.
Knowing no shadow can be cast without light.

You know sometimes you have to look for sunshine in shadows.

by RyDawg2000 December 23, 2023

shadow holiday

A term used to describe time off from work outside of approved holiday/vacation time.

Yup, I've got nothing to do at work tomorrow. I'm going to log in and then take a shadow holiday.

by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lemar January 3, 2024

shadow relationship

A relationship you have with a bro via another bro by way of meme sharing without ever having knowledge of one another’s existence.

You will never know how many shadow relationships you have.

by Christian is great January 7, 2024

shadow puffin

Freaks out and chases the shadows and visual hallucinations in the room and breatheing becomes fast loud and out of control.

" Look at that lame dude over there shadow puffin, he needs to get off the sh**."

"Ni**a he be shadow puffin"

by Lethal-love January 10, 2024