the secret punk-off

it's when the punker does or says something to make the punkee look foolish without the punkee realizing it, and nobody will ever find out. IT'S PERFECT!

Remember that time, I falsified information on urban dictionary, and the editors didn't pick up on it, THE SECRET PUNK-OFF!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

Top Secret

When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.

That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)

by Hot Soapier anonymous May 17, 2020

double secret

double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.

Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.

by Lava October 27, 2004

oof secret message

lol congrats you found this "sEcReT" messge. btw a piece of advice go and stan bts I swear you wouldn't regret it. and if you decide to stan go watch some MV's!

I would recommend as a new ARMY -

• DNA
• Blood sweat & tears
• Not Today
• Dope
• Run
• Save me
• We are bulletproof pt 2
• War of hormone
• Mic Drop
• I Need U
• Butterfly

• Danger
• Boy in luv
• Just one day
• N.O
• Coffe
• No more dream

and if you like them be sure to check out the reat of their albums ;)

oof secret message

by saltyjimin June 4, 2018

Victoria's Secret

when your spouse or sexual partner wears loads of make up, the male soaks his genitalia in water or oil, and repeatedly slaps the female until her make up comes off onto the penis. the male then inserts his penis into the female's mouth.

"My girlfriend wears too much make up."
"Hey man, Victoria's Secret can fix that!"

by jahne October 24, 2011

Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

by the product July 26, 2008

post secret

The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.

Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.

by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011