steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.

“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”

by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025

Steam donkey

When a man is bent over and his girl is tugging his peen from behind. Then he proceeds to rip a toot out of his ass

When Johnny was bent over his bitch Sam was tugging on his junk. He let off a rip in sams face. That’s a steam donkey.

by Chad Beaver April 13, 2024

Steaming Bear

When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.

I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.

by PoopOnMyCock April 29, 2024

steamed peach

A sweaty pussy that has been marinating in moist panties all day, causing offensive aromas. A smelly snatch that stinks like low tide. Also a song.

My girlfriend needs to shower when she gets home otherwise her steamed peach will make me retch.

by Dapper Dicky April 27, 2017

Steam Face

someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.

Jake is such a steam face, gross.

by hate steam July 16, 2011

Steam engine

When you're in a car and start buttfucking your partner and put her head through the back windshield close it until her neck then put a cigar in her mouth before jizzing inside her causing her to moan into the cigarette blowing steam making her a steam engine

"Jamal gave Amelia a steam engine."

by elegy69420 August 13, 2024

Steaming Dave

(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.

Carla was burning because Jerry spilled a fresh Steaming Dave all over her uncovered legs.

by Grover12345 August 17, 2016