Sage

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sage sucks. sage is a rejected fucking muppet who always likes to make fun of Mickayla who btw is a talented brilliant amazing show-stopping spectacular person who’s just trying to go with her days when fucking SUDDENLY-

by anamazingtruthfulperson August 27, 2019

Sage Layton

A dramatic ass bitch that's hella dramatic about everything

person 1: omg this dude is being so dramatic about everything, like okay boomer

Person 2: nah that ain't a boomer, that's Sage Layton

by Ijustneededtomakeapoint January 4, 2020

Sage

Sage is a god. He is the finest person you will ever meet. So if you find a sage suck his dick.

Sage is so hot let me give him top.

by NBA younggod January 5, 2020

Sage

An extremely Nerdy, Athletic, awkward kid, but in the best way possible. Good at everything he tries and tries his hardest. He is very loyal and will never leave his side. If meet a (male) sage know that he will be a great friend.

Sage is such a good friend I’m glad I have him in my life.

by Pilot girl January 11, 2020

Sage

Usually the middle name of the most annoying people. They make weird noises and hiss at you. They get irrationally angry when you say their middle name like their a bargain bin voldemort. Usually resorting to sad attempts at violence and hysterically yelling threats and insults. Sages are usually nuts.

Girl: Did you know Rhiannon's middle name is Sage?
Girl 2: shhhh.. if she hears you she’ll start screaming and throw a chair at you.

by MuadDib5 February 2, 2020

Sagebushes

Meows a lot and then passes out randomly

Person 1: Have you met Sagebushes

Person 2: No

Person 3: Fuck you

by Sparsewood September 4, 2021

eliza sagert

Bhad bich and doesn’t give a fuck

Hi Eliza Sagert How’s my bhad Bich going ?

by Shung January 3, 2019