hairy man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over her vagina and her pubic hairs get stuck together

1)I wasn't gonna eat her hairy man salsa.
2)She washed her hairy man salsa after we fucked
3)I put some hairy man salsa on her taco

by ChaseZarate May 8, 2009

break the seal

to loose ones virginity

"way to break the seal" Ryan said to Henry, after Henry lost his virginity

by Creative Madman March 12, 2007

canadian seal hunters

stupid loser faggot dicksuckers who have nothing better to do with their life than kill innocent seals because theyre fucking fags

1. In the past three years, the faggot canadian seal hunters have slayed 1 million seals, skinning 70% of them alive
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by testickle March 19, 2008

salsasharked

The state of being perpetually ignorant of pop-culture references.

He was going on and on about how much his job sucks and I said, "Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure." But that dude's totally salsasharked so it flew right over his head.

by Jober May 29, 2005

sealed

Past tense of the verb to seal meaning writing the word seal on something.

I sealed Blair's car pretty bad earlier and he got really pissed

by thetq March 5, 2011

crack sealing

A way Eroldo Scotia scams the government by pretending to fix cracks in the asphault

we were crack sealing when all of a sudden Eroldo said, "oh booooy"

by uncleSuckSuck June 4, 2018

seal

It takes approximately 7,098 airmen, 45,000 rangers, 70 seals, 80,000 sailors, and 398,000 army personnel to do
just 1 marines job.

Seals are just wannabe Marines. Seal go 2 miles inland we go the full 10 (Marine Recon).OOOHRAH!!!!

by jmasterjermzx November 25, 2007