Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by anonymous January 10, 2023

Rage Rod

When you're so mad you dick fills with blood

I'm going to murder you with my rage rod! There is literally nothing harder.

by Daveswife912 August 25, 2017

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

Hot Rod

The Futuristic red car from The Transformers: The Movie, Transformers: The Last Knight, Transformers Cyberverse. He also went by the name Rodimus in Transformers: Energon and Transformers: Animated

Person 1: Dude, I hate Hot Rod! He never should have become a Prime!
Person 2: I quite liked him as a Prime. He showed-
*Person 1 disembowels Person 2*

by My name is Optimus Prime July 17, 2025

Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet

Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle

by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025

Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy

Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...

by fireblade401 July 3, 2020

Z-rod

My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!!

Tie him down by Z-rod...

by P-didit June 15, 2009