by Roasted vagina July 5, 2019
Get the Roasted vaginamug. To throw caution to the wind. IDGAF for respectable and/or moms of the boomer era and beyond. A flashback to the days of the mother as the homemaker and sole keeper of the kitchen. Not necessarily dangerous and not always a mom, an act just a bit out of character for any cautious person.
Joan asked Doris if she was sure she could drive after having those fortified cocktails, to which she responded, "meh, let the roast burn!"
"We told them we'd be back by 5."
"But we have two more thrift stores to hit."
"Ah, let the roast burn!"
"We told them we'd be back by 5."
"But we have two more thrift stores to hit."
"Ah, let the roast burn!"
by the Momur November 14, 2019
Get the Let the roast burn!mug. Person A: Wow she ain't just a snacc, she's the whole meal!
Person B: That's some Big Pot Roast Energy she's got there.
Person B: That's some Big Pot Roast Energy she's got there.
by Basket of Cranberries December 7, 2019
Get the Big Pot Roast Energymug. BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
Get the roast goalsmug. by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017
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Get the Roast dinner fartmug. by Clarinet Jones January 22, 2017
Get the Intellectual roastmug.