dental retainer

What a tooth-doctor gives an attorney to handle all of his malpractice-suits and other legal hassles.

Some dentists find lawyers with periodontal issues and then get said gum-pained stiffs to work for them for free by threatening to take away their dental retainers.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019

Fake retard

So one who acts dumb but is normal but just really extra dumb.

Bro, shut up fake retard.

by To much thee September 17, 2020

Infinite Retard Loop

A phenomenon in which an online interaction devolves into stupid, outlandish, and otherwise nonsensical rhetoric as each participant attempts to outdo the other person with increasingly inane or absurd fallacies/observations. Leading to a scenario in which the conversation becomes more and more insane or nonsensical as it progresses.

I was in a comment section where this debate about geopolitics went from cordial to the one person accusing the other of trying to marry his dad. How did that even happen?
Dude, that's the Infinite Retard Loop.

by Dragon Slayer 741 December 28, 2020

Faggy Retard

Someone who resembles attributes of a gay man but is also very dumb like a mentally disabled person

“God Colton keeps touching my butt and also failed his math test”

“Yeah Colton is a faggy retard”

by PussyFartBandit May 4, 2021

Academic Retard

A Person who cheats on a test, and fails anyway.

Anthony copied Leslie on the final. they both Failed. What an Academic Retard! He probably would've done better guessing on the multiple choice.

by King Farquaad May 18, 2021

Great Retard

two (or more) retarfs that think exactly the same to the exact same level of stupidity.

1) "acute intracranial hemorrhage caused by Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
2) "cause of death: blunt headforce trauma from Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
1) "holy shit we said the same exact thing but in different wording"
2) "Great Retards think alike"

by 1jeaner1 July 20, 2021