butthole raking

the act of raking one's butthole wih your fingers.
"That urban buthole raking, ITS DANGEROUS"

If you give me twenty dollars, I will rake your butthole. STRICTLY BUTTHOLE RAKING.

by regs trapp November 2, 2008

ice rafting

When you fuck a bitch with an icicle

It was getting really hot with Jenny, so we started ice rafting.

by whoopie nonsense February 1, 2009

Jag Racing

The art of settling a dispute by racing you friends to see who can cum first.

A: I got grounded last night for coming home late.
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing

by Queb3741 August 2, 2009

Facebook Raping

When you repeatedly comment someone's wall with a group of friends so they are FLOODED with notifications.

And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D

FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.

by moldylunchbox95 July 13, 2010

Chicken Racing

1: A word to describe homophobic men who will say anything to try to convince other people they are not gay even though they are sexually aroused by men and engage in homosexual sex.

I'm not gay I just enjoy enjoy the taste of cock and I love riding cocks that doesn't make me gay, I'm a professional chicken racer lots of people like chicken.

I'm not gay I have a girl friend. "who is transgender and still has male genitalia"

It's only gay if you take it.

2: An innuendo for having sex with a man in the cow girl position.

Examples of Chicken Racing: He's doesn't do gay pornography he is a professional chicken racer.

Are you a Chicken Racer? Yeah I love it one of my favorite hobbies "Another way of using this sexual innuendo if you or another guy is still in the closet and secretive about their sexual preference for men"

by Society Of The Fly September 6, 2016

B-Rading

The act of sending a friend request exclusively to all the hot girls on someone elses friends list, regardless of the girls relationship statue, and then sending them a message no earlier than 1:30am. This is done in the hope of getting them to go on a date with you to their respective state's statue. Chances of success are directly proportionate to the the amount of hardcore pornography posted to the perpetrators wall.

Dude, I think that guy I went to high school with that works at panera is b-rading me. He sent a friend request to all the girls on my friends list with a subsequent 1:30am message. They didn't really care until they went to his profile and so copious amounts of straight up hardcore porn posted on his wall.

by kmp2016 June 30, 2016

Ski racing

Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.

Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.

Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!

... I love this sport.

Ski racing is for fags but also happens to be wicked fun

by skitheeastyeti October 25, 2018