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Randomness

Guy 1: Dude this is such randomness...
Guy 2: Who the fuck says randomness?
by MISTER MlSTER November 1, 2023
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Randomizer

a thing that chooses for you
Wow the randomizer said yea
by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020
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Random Crasher

When a person you don't know, shows up at your party and drinks your booze. They are a random person, and no one seems to know who they are.
We were partying and I sit down just to realize there was a Random Crasher in our midst.
by Peter Maninga June 14, 2008
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Randoms

Someone who no one really knows, (just seen before and sometimes remembered) but still getting known more frequently over appearing to the same people everyday. (If there are multiple like that there called RANDOMS if there’s one there called a random)
John: “hey Sam, Will, Reed who are you guys again?”
Sam: “I’ve seen you before, you don’t remember me?
Will: “yea you don’t remember me?”
Reed: “yea me to?”
John: “I don’t know you guys, you guys are Randoms , I don’t know I’ll probably start remembering you guys more.”
Sam: “Yea I guess”
Will: “ok”
Reed: “yea I understand
by Ian Shandals July 6, 2018
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random

A very obscure part of Urban Dictionary, you click the circle with the two intersecting arrows, and it stashes a bunch of random definitions together on one page, but it only includes the current top definitions for the word being defined. The definitions can be about anything. The Random page also constantly updates with brand new definitions. It’s hard to explain. Once you try it, you’ll get it.
Random is probably the weirdest part of Urban Dictionary, no one really knows why it’s a thing, no one ever talks about it, and yet it’s still there, right on your screen. Some people have never noticed it or used it, but it still lurks at the top.
by nlolhere June 29, 2020
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Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.
Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..
by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008
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Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022
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