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Puerto Rican A-Frame

When a man bends at the waist and places his palms on the ground. Normally done in front of another man. This is most commonly done in Jail.
He never bends his knees when he goes to pick things up. He does the Puerto Rican A-Frame!!
by Jim Neighbors December 9, 2024
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Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.
Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.
by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024
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Puerto Rican Polly

Getting rammed with a tropical fruit right up the kisser
My bitch wife got a Puerto Rican polly from the fluff haired bartender down at the beach
by Disgruntled Husband March 24, 2025
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Puerto Rican flickergooning

La parpapaja puertorriqueña (t.c.c. Puerto Rican flickergooning, La parpapaja boricua) es una variación del flickergooning con raíces en Puerto Rico. Su rasgo distintivo es el uso de símbolos culturales boricuas durante la práctica. No existe un protocolo oficial, pero suele seguirse una fórmula similar. Se necesitan: un cartel de Juan Dalmau, uno de Jennifer González (ambos candidatos en las elecciones del 2024), tostones (preferiblemente de bolsa), aceite de cocina, una hoja de plátano, una estufa (cualquier tipo) y lubricante (se recomienda aceite de bebé).

Los pasos iniciales incluyen colocar la cartulina de Dalmau al frente y la de González a la derecha (90°). Se fríen los tostones por 5–10 minutos antes de comenzar. Luego, se lubrica el miembro reproductivo y se utiliza la hoja de plátano como herramienta de masturbación. El gooner se posiciona frente a Dalmau y con González a su derecha. Durante la paja, se recomienda que el aceite caliente salpique para intensificar la experiencia. La mano no dominante debe levantar el dedo medio hacia la cartulina de González como gesto simbólico. Se pueden incluir rituales adicionales. Técnicas comunes incluyen la penetración de mano de 1–2 fotogramas, la pela de 3 fotogramas o la cosquilla de cojones a 5 fotogramas. La práctica celebra el orgullo cultural boricua antes del celibato voluntario.
Mayagooner: "Rofl acabo de probar nice gooning canadiense"

Chad tainomaxxer: "Canto de chudplebeyo, prueba Puerto Rican flickergooning. Yo Puerto Rican flickergoonié al pueblo de Adjuntas por como like 5 años. Cuando terminé hice tributo de cum a Tata Charbonier. Soy superior a tí wolololol"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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Puerto Rican rice and beans

When you find some one who Puerto Rican and then you pull the ole “rice and beans” (grabbing an asain and shooting his shit at you by using his cock as the trigger)
Kid was an ass hat so I pulled the Puerto Rican rice and beans
by Tate am April 30, 2025
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Pubert

A guy named Rupert who has one singular curly long pube, that sticks out the top of his swimming shorts occasionally.
Oh wow he's such a Pubert look at that pube, it's bigger than my.... heart
by Winter409 April 30, 2025
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Puberphonia

Squeaky ass mf who looks like noodles and likes being pissed on
Brandon has Puberphonia
by TurnipTaxes July 15, 2025
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