pud

cock. penis even. maybe even wiener.

"aye you been pulling your pud lately?"

by GremlinGrem November 4, 2022

old pudding balls

When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.

I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!

by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed, but is looking at the camera.

Director: Hey, you extras need to stop apple pudding or I’ll replace you!

by A1burt December 4, 2020

The Pudding Club

'Join the Pudding Club' : To become pregnant. (Old English expression) ...

"We're so excited! Our daughter and her husband have joined the Pudding Club.

by peskycritter February 4, 2018

skirt pudding

Eating out a women's vagina.

Went over to my girlfriend's house, got a mouthful of skirt pudding.

by 24mill December 25, 2014

pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding

Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.

by Dane Miller July 16, 2018

pudding head

McFlyDougie Poynter's brown hair days. Made up by the people on DougiePoynter.net forum.

Dougie wearing something green or red & has brown hair

person: Look! Christmas pudding (or christmas pudding head,ect.)

by McFly-love February 9, 2008