Lust puddles' is a mental state in which you go completely crazy over someone because of their looks.
You don't claim to love them, or like them you just have very *bad* urges to well..
Leap..attack..rape..whateverr..
Me:OMG..Lust Puddles
Criss:Lust what..?
Me:Look it up in urban dictionary Criss:Oh okay then..wait- you wanna rape me..?
Me:Hell yes.
a guy takes a shit
then he wipes the shit off of his asshole with a rag of any size
he uses the shitrag for masturbation
the feces is a lubrication of sorts
after he is done stroking his shaft, he releases his manjuice into the rag when all of this is done, it is called a pudding rag
Person 1: "Yo man, what did you do last night?"
Person 2: "You're not gonna believe it! I made a puddingrag!"
Person 1: "HOLY CRAP NO FUCKIN WAY!"
Person 2: "Way."