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Protestival

An ironic protest against various nebulous and nefarious entities, most often "The Government" or "Wall Street" or "The Man". To be a true Protestival Occupant an iPhone and latte from Starbucks are intergral to the success of such a venture.
After making a withdrawal from his trust fund to purchase the new iPhone, Dan decided to head to Wall Street to partake in the current Protestival.
by xXSuperJudeXx October 11, 2011
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Protestourist

Person who visits protest sites to bask in the blazing atmosphere of the demonstration, but does so only for academic interest and/or on the recommendation of friends. As a rule, does not shout slogans, but takes a soon-to-be-display-picture.
Alice: Down with Wall Street!!
Bob: Woah! What happened to you suddenly? B-school not treating you well?
Alice: No, i just visited Zuccotti Park.

Bob to Charlie: Alice is another protestourist.
by Anonymously Pseudonymus November 30, 2011
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Professiosmellism

To not be shit - smelly ; Smell professional . Its very important in the Mafia business.
You have professiosmellism.
by Yeeahbuddaay October 21, 2012
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Professor B

I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.
Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?

Yo look its Professor B!

This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!
by The Dr. PB August 18, 2013
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professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.
"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"
by Marwam September 27, 2013
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professionally nasty

being nasty in a professional manner. Ref. Amit Sagar
I am going to write a professionally nasty email
by benny the jet March 18, 2014
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Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
by Andymius September 26, 2014
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