non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.

Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.

by germangirls May 12, 2018

period flood pants

loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...

"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.

by dixonurmom June 14, 2010

PERIODT

A word that is used by every single fucking female in this world

“City girls” imma real as bitch give a fuck about bitch

My sister, my sisters bsf, my mom, grandmother, my fucking unborn baby girl:” PERIODT “

by Unseennigga April 28, 2019

Micheal Jackson death period

When micheal Jackson died and the news channel would give up a live alien vid for how many times micheal Jackson wore a hat (useless things about him)

Joe:man they can't stop talking about him when will the micheal Jackson death period end!!!

by Xbix222 November 27, 2010

perineum

the scientific term for chode, grundle, gooch, bifkin.

it's pronounced per-A-nE-um

by smashpangler May 21, 2003

Periodt Pooh

a stupid saying to get your point across

Queneisha- “that dude fine"

Lugajhia- "periodt pooh"

by berginitswerkin June 15, 2019

gay male period

don't deny it; every gay male, whether he's 100% butch, femme, or in between, gets one of these every month! if he misses a month or two, watch out-it comes back twice as hard the next time around. much like that of the female version, but more emotional. the gay male gets pissy, upset, sad, and my even shed several tears for no reason. usually lasts 3-5 days.

hal: hey bill, how ya feelin' today?

andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?

by Writingman25 April 21, 2008