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Parent Proof

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.
My man is parent proof.”
by nicegrass January 28, 2025
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Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.
She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
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Military parent

A type of (usually male) parent who treats their household as if theirs kids are in the army, they're typically very strict and do not like their kids questioning their orders even if said order is unreasonable, unethical or doesn't make much sense, they can also act very cold and emotionally distant towards their child but this isn't always the case.

Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
A military parents Reasons for their parents style include:
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
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parental controls

person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone

person 2: damn, i feel your loss

person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back
by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024
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My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!
Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.
by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024
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parent-flation

(Noun)
The tendency of parents to become increasingly lenient with each successive child, often resulting in the youngest having fewer rules and responsibilities than the eldest. (Or “Parentflation”)
Jake had a strict bedtime of 9pm growing up, but due to parent-flation, his youngest brother can stay up until midnight.
by JakeTheSnake29 February 1, 2025
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Parents

Do you have parents?
by Vbrjvrhrn February 20, 2024
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