Parentrazzi

Parents who are overzealous in the photographing of their children's events. Namely youth sports or recitals.

Yo, look at that wack ass mom on the sideline. She has like 1000 bills worth of gear and a 2 foot zoom lens. She's definitely a member of the parentrazzi!

Damn! I sat at this bitch for 3 hours and now there are so many parentrazzi I can't even see my kid dancin' on stage.

by SToth22 May 27, 2017

parentrum

When your parents throw a tantrum for no reason at all.

Friend: Wanna come over?
Me: No I can't because my parent is throwing a fat parentrum

by Mysteriomame June 14, 2017

Parentpathetical

Mom's a loser, Dad's a loser

I think you need to go back to your therapist and work on your parentpathetical problems.

by Sludge1984 September 2, 2017

Parentitis

When daughter or sons are obsessed with their parents. They could never let go of them, you are always with them 24/7 . That is a promblem because if you know you have a man with these serious conditions PLEASE LEAVE HIM. He will never leave his parents and if he does you had promblem dragged him out. And if you didn’t do either that means you are safe because he doesn’t have parentitis.

My boyfriend has parentitis because he always brings him to dates and, I hate it!

by Dayyyyy123478 November 7, 2017

Parent whipped

When a child allows their parents to yell at them without fighting back or snapping on them

I can't believe Tim allows his parents to just yell at him like that he's so parent whipped

by mattypatty1013 May 18, 2018

Parent

The best thing that will ever happen to you. They are caring, and they are the only people that you can count on to love you. Also they try their very best to spend their lifes caring for you.

"My mom is the best parent ever. For she lets me go to school, she feeds me, and if it wasn't for her, I wouln'd even be alive!"

by LIFEASAKID May 13, 2018

parental narcissist

refers to (noob) parents that are so overly cautious when their with their kid that they look at everybody that "looks like" they don't have kids and everything else around them as a potential threats to their child's safety to the point where it seems down right narcissistic because they shun other people in doing so just because they don't have kids.

a single guy see his neighbor and says hows it going the neighbor gives off a cautious vibe and looks down on the single guy so the single guy calls his neighbor a parental narcissist under his breath then proceeds to commit adultery with his neighbors wife on Monday

by superiorbreed August 21, 2018