Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Co Parent

Having your relationship partner watch y’all kids while one of you go out

I’m going to co parent our child whenever you leave

by Jusess April 28, 2025

Parent Locatis (parent on location!)

a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!

Parent Locatis (parent on location!) means: a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!

by DOOT DOOT SANUS June 11, 2019

Orphan with parents

A child. Feel free to call literally anyone with parents this.

Shut up Orphan With Parents.

by *Screams in Translate* June 18, 2021

Keanah parents

They are dead... She does not have any

Man that coin is gone... Just like keanah parents

by Reulind June 30, 2022

parents in law

Pils is lazy way of saying parents in law.

BIL or Sil = brother in law or sis in law. Now u can figure what is Mil or Fil - right?

My pils (parents in law) are visiting this wkd. Prayers may be needed.

by abbrevoLan July 30, 2021

Parent of Universe

A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of Universe, what happened to you?

Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023