poop pebble

the small bits of hard shit that fly out of your ass super fast after you haven't gone number two for a few days.

'dude thats a hard poop pebble'
'I just made a really hard poop pebble'

by wigglenips November 22, 2013

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fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops

Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops

by Thepoopsloreguy May 24, 2018

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poop racing

the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.

shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"

by rndmvoo February 20, 2009

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intermission poop

When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.

“can you hurry up??”
“im pooping”
“then take an intermission poop”

by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

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poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.

- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.

by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010

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