heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

by Raddyator August 17, 2010

crotch patty

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it

dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!

by john raleigh October 29, 2007

rubber patty

a new word for hockey puck.

Hey bro, sauce me that rubber patty real quick so I can snip da ched-cheds!

by bnvbvtu985,wcoiwebcweubs March 3, 2011

Pretty Patty

When a woman on her period takes a hot one on a guys chest and and let's the period blood drip onto it. After that is done she proceeds to lay stomach down on the guys chest and mix the feces with the blood, making it resemble a patty, with the woman being a the top bun and the man being the bottom bun

The two made a pretty patty

by TheAutisticAvocado November 10, 2017

Armand Pettenon

someone who always talks about themselves and doesnt shut up about how nice he thinks he is. and always talks about how expensive his items area and is addicted to CHAT ROULETTE!

armand pettenon

by Karly C June 16, 2010

Peppermint Patty

When a lesbian (or bi) woman performs oral sex on another woman while either one (or both) has a candy cane inserted in their anus.

Well, it's Christmas so I thought Casandra and Jill would be doing the old Peppermint Patty.

by Chicagodan November 15, 2011

pettinato

In Argentina is the last name of the notorious musician, saxophonist of the legendary rock band SUMO and presently host of a very popular tv show called "Duro de Domar" indomables . This last name is now used by antonomasia to identificate the aforesaid show.

- Have you seen Pettinato last night?
- No! I missed it!
- It was very hilarious!
- ELO!

by Alba Velásquez Barrozo July 23, 2006