Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021

notebook checking parents

stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong

my mom is a notebook checking parents

by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024

Parents

They are fun loving adventure taking beings with a lot of love to give. There is nothing in the world like parents because they are all different but all have the same love for the one thing they care about the most. You sibling. Jk you

I love my parents.

by L0llyp0p November 22, 2019

Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022

sarahgate parent

A motherly lady named Sarah who fills in for a child's real mommy.

Da nice lady at da local daycare center serves as a sarahgate parent for a lot of pint-sized kiddos every day.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Penguin parent

This is the strict parent, who disciplines their children (or other children) publicly. Although the name may sound confusing, it’s an ironic reference to the the contrasts between how actual penguin mothers are incredibly loving and caring, versus the public disciplinarian.

This parent, in the middle of their children’s game, will charge the field, to yell at a referee, their son, or another kid. This is different from heckling, penguin parents are much more confrontational.

by Big josh boy yuhh May 16, 2023

Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.

I have been parenting Zeke

by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019