barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.

Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.

by dietotaku February 25, 2019

3rd parent

A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.

My 3rd parent is coming to my game.

by Septdee June 23, 2018

National Hug Your Parents Day

National Hug Your Parents Day! They love you so much. So them how grateful you’re for them with a hug. 🙈

It’s National hug your parents day 🤯

by Barbie.Blondie.18 January 27, 2022

The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.

I recite the parental mantra every morning.

by shittickler March 22, 2024

Parentitis

When daughter or sons are obsessed with their parents. They could never let go of them, you are always with them 24/7 . That is a promblem because if you know you have a man with these serious conditions PLEASE LEAVE HIM. He will never leave his parents and if he does you had promblem dragged him out. And if you didn’t do either that means you are safe because he doesn’t have parentitis.

My boyfriend has parentitis because he always brings him to dates and, I hate it!

by Dayyyyy123478 November 08, 2017

Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents

Those two oldies are my bike parent's

by I_cant_corner September 03, 2023

IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.

I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024