panda girl

An absolutely ridiculous female.

"Gosh, you are such a panda girl!"

by panda girl :O March 29, 2008

panda punch

A punch from a homosexual male. Using all their strength, this individual can only exert a weak jab.

Bryson's punches are panda punches

by dirtee san-chez June 23, 2006

panda

word used to descirbe someone who is of asian descent, not used as a racial slur.

damn, that panda over there is hot.

by 808kick December 7, 2006

Panda

1. An obese person of Asian decent.

2. A fat Asian.

3. Also known as a F-asian.

Margaret Cho is kind of a Panda. They tend to be elusive.

by BangingPanda1 March 29, 2010

Panda

Imagine a cute little baby, a few rainbows after a nice spring shower, the feeling of turning your pillow to to 'cold side', then imagine the complete opposite. No fuck that...imagine a furious bear charging at you, pissed because you took his bamboo, now imagine him tearing your arms off and eating your face...whole. Then, after he has decapitated you, he pees on your carcass. They have also been known to defecate on your carpet.

rayette, fat, panda, bear, silly, haha, pee

by Matrix_Bunny November 4, 2008

pandamonium

law professors making completely ridiculous analogies, like dogs and cats living together in the streets

prof. knox responded, "will having to build your own driveway create pandamonium, like will dogs and cats be living together in the streets?"

by hiccamer December 14, 2008

Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.

Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006