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Jet Black

One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.

After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Black Juice

Me: "Dude...I am so tired."

Dude: "Hit that Black Juice son!"
by Dengus August 28, 2014
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play it black

play it black
verb. (pla it blak)
1. to exist and be conscious
2. to perform well in a contest
3. to repeat an action (command)
That man needs to play it black in the race.
by Max I November 4, 2006
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Blinded Black

Blinded Black was a six-piece post-hardcore band from St. Louis, Missouri. After forming in 1999, when the youngest member (Jake Rohlmann) was just twelve, the group self-released their debut album and began touring both locally and around the Midwest. After success on the internet with sites such as MySpace and Absolute Punk, the group signed with SideCho Records and began working with producer Marc McClusky. Their latest album, Under the Sunrise, was released February 27, 2007 on SideCho Records; following its release the band toured with LoveHateHero and Vanna.1 The band have just dropped out of the Artery Tour, which will still go on with the other bands originally on the tour through March, (A Skylit Drive and Dance Gavin Dance, as well as supporting bands Four Letter Lie, Oh, Sleeper, Before Their Eyes, Memphis May Fire, and The Hottness.)2

Blinded Black called it quits in March 2008. The former members of the band claim to still be best friends and some of the members plan on exploring other musical ventures in the future.1 (Jake Rohlmann, Tyler Hanks, Jeff Nizick, and Nick Rohlmann are all in pop/rock group outRAGEus currently.
by Evan Peterss October 11, 2009
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black vendetta

To kill someone with the intent to send them to hell.
Hamlet choses to kill his uncle later because he does not want him to go to heaven. He'd rather kill him when he is sinning so he would be sent to hell.
by Bill Beck May 3, 2005
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Blacked The Anime

One of the worst "Animes" of all time. Began popularity on TikTok and the show looks like its from google slides lmao
Hey, Jack! Have you seen "Blacked The Anime"?
Yeah, it was terrible...
by A_l_e_k January 22, 2021
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Black Snorkel

The act of tucking your dick back between your legs in such a way that when a girl fellates you, she's actually kneeling behind you with a face full of your ass.
Hunter's mustache made that black snorkel way too ticklish
by Seanster Monster December 16, 2007
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