ass fact

A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.

Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.

by DutchRub February 20, 2010

Warm ass

The act of placing your ass against a hot surface in order to heat it up.

-Hey, why are you always standing by the radiator?

-I'm just getting some warm ass.

by Warmazz December 12, 2022

ass ravager

Someone who violates others in the ass without mercy

"That ass ravager boned three people last night and punished their sphincters."

by charlie brooks July 5, 2007

Ass Whiff

The smell of a dirty ass that may have been marinating in not being washed for a few days. Usually hot and sour stinky and not associated with a fresh fart.

Dude left some serious "ass whiff" in the air after he got out of his class seat.

by Cobalt62 June 26, 2009

data ass

You tried to type dat ass but autocorrect ruined your life again...........

"Lookit data ass!"
"Man, I wanna git meh sum data ass...."

by Frostid Flaeks February 16, 2015

hawkin an ass

when one has sex with an ass titty-fuck stlyle

yo bro, she wouldnt let me put it in her pooper so i ended up just hawkin an ass

by c_drizzle November 14, 2010

crinkle ass

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled

Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."

by Squeazl August 4, 2009