open contract 

Permission to speak your mind honestly

with the expectation offensive ideas will be tolerated.

Eg. "I wanted to talk in private but she told me to say what you have to say right here, right now!" So to me, that was an open contract, so I told her I was not her baby daddy!

open contract by Lexichief May 7, 2018

optimum wifi 

THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS

random: Yo wanna play somethin
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there

optimum wifi by ThisIsNotNox October 16, 2020

Oppressor mk1 

The begining of the end for fun in Gta online,
also got completely forgotten after his cousin on crack joined the party.

Remeber the Oppressor mk1 ?

What's that?

Oppressor mk1 by Iwilleatyourbed January 4, 2021

opfer 

my best friend is an opfer. in germany we use this word to tell someone they are a looser.
hannah (my best friend) is the biggest opfer i know. „egal was für ein opfer du bist, hannah ist das größere opfer“ so if you search for a definition of opfer just say hannah 😃

„digga was bist du eigentlich für ein großes opfer“

opfer by duhund November 23, 2022

Fridge Opening Syndrome 

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

Fridge Opening Syndrome by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011

equal opportunity lover 

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3

Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/

equal opportunity lover by jkilla October 21, 2013

car option 

A phrase used in the black and mexican communities to describe crimes committed by politicians and other government personnel.

The car option in the Police department is thick. We must end the car option at City Hall

car option by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021