Blow Your Mind

1) For one's head to explode/implode under extreme mental pressure.
2) To be amazed at something amazing.

ex: "Lower your cerebral pants cause I'm gonna Blow Your Mind!"

by D3V1LxDawg February 4, 2009

do you mind?

A polite way of saying "fuck off."
Often said in a rude, angsty, aggresive, or sassy manner.

Me: *Walks in on roommates having sex*
Them: "DO YOU MIND?!"

by ToTheMoon September 21, 2016

Never Mind The Buzzcocks

British music comedy quiz show. Features celebrity guests singing intros and the like. Name is taken from punk band 'The Buzzcocks' and infamous punk album Never Mind The Bollocks Here's The Sex Pistols

Bill Bailey from Black Books is a team captain on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

losing my mind

The state of no emotion. Ones mental capacity no longer available. The definition of insanity.

I'm losing my mind, this is my limit.

by Highhorse June 15, 2014

one-track mind

A mind obsessed with a single thought or perspective. Often used to describe someone obsessed with sex.

Rie, with her one-track mind, always manages to find sexual overtones in even the most innocent of statements.

by Xile Arevius June 23, 2006

mind the step children

To pay attention to the testicles during the act of fellatio.

Did she mind the step children during the Lewinsky?

by numbnuts June 19, 2003

Jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.

True Story:

Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.

Another True Story:

Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.

by S. W. F. June 9, 2005