do you mind?

A polite way of saying "fuck off."
Often said in a rude, angsty, aggresive, or sassy manner.

Me: *Walks in on roommates having sex*
Them: "DO YOU MIND?!"

by ToTheMoon September 22, 2016

do you mind?

an expression used by geeks and nerds when inquiring on each others telepathetic powers.

Micah : do you mind?

Prox : yes, i have the most amazing telepathetic powers evar!

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

Do you mind

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.

Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.

by cpetkunas March 4, 2019

d-d-do you mind?

Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.

Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?

by Da Jesus April 28, 2005

Do you mind

Do you care?

Do you mind if I smoke here?

by jinhobrine June 11, 2017