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Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help
Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*
by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025
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All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly
All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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Do you need that?

A statement used when someone is provoking you to fight; used with someone you donโ€™t like that is getting on your nerves.
Marley: I really donโ€™t like you
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.
by kkdixon December 23, 2024
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NEED MORE (noun)

A "sub-genre" of Roblox Story games that usually involves the player to convince their relative that they have enough of a certain thing to do another certain thing via extremely unconventional means.
Games with the NEED MORE (noun) title:
NEED MORE HEAT (original)
NEED MORE COLD
NEED MORE POOP
NEED MORE SMART
NEED MORE MONEY
by Sonic Feet Pic Lover February 16, 2024
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U need therapy

A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.
1-ur mom
2-u need therapy

1-RAWR
2-get help
by no daddy December 22, 2021
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I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.
Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"
by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022
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