Scorch Muffins

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.

That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

by cptnoobstomper April 19, 2009

muffiny

Having the qualities of a muffin.

The muffin I sat on is not muffiny anymore.
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This muffin is nice and muffiny.
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Mmmmm... muffiny.

by dWiki January 2, 2009

muffin-topping

(v.) The act of a person's belly, sides, and back fat overflowing the boundary of his or her belt in the way a baking muffin expands out of it's cup. First used by Scott Adams (author of "Dilbert" cartoons).

Once we were on the subway,... my wife sat next to a guy who eventually fell asleep and slumped on her. I picked a guy who was muffin-topping into my seat and listening to an iPod. We felt blessed with our choices.

by PeckComm December 1, 2007

muffin party

A large party where people eat muffins. They are usually the most bamf parties around.

muffins are delicious, lets have a muffin party.

There is a muffin party at spence's house on friday.

by bannanaman69 July 13, 2010

muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

boo boo muffin

is an adjective best used to describe a boo boo with slight muffin-top. The term "top" is conveniently left out so as to not to offend the boo boo. Boo boo muffins are cute and should never confused or associated with regular muffin-tops.

I miss my boo boo muffin!! :)

by Ariele February 28, 2008

fluffin the muffin

Expression used by males mostly in their conversations about girls. Fluffin the muffin or to fluff the muff is normally used when a guy talks about having sex with a female. It is a more polite way of saying that you are going to fuck her brains out.

Hey Marc, we are gonna fluff some muff tonight at the party!!!!

by zumzy January 20, 2003