muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023

muddy starfish

A shitty butthole

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock

by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023

Meady

a word used to describe a dead ting E.G Niamh Mconnon

That girl is meady

by g.stizzy April 15, 2023

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

meady jawn

Slang for ugly , otherwise knows as “clapped”

You see that ting there, she’s a meady Jawn

by Sk to the Bk May 10, 2023

Muddy shotgun

A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”

Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it

by FatmanOscar May 17, 2023