massaging my man muscle

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

massaginistic

A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.

Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.

by prollygon January 30, 2012

massapequa chief

People that are the biggest fags ever that circle jerk all day

That kid is such a Massapequa chief

by I hate pequa February 3, 2018

Italian Massage

To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.

Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.

John: Ever heard of running dumbass?

Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...

by Sir.Davey October 30, 2011

Mass Communication

Mass communication is the term used to describe the academic study that people take when they are smart enough to go to university, yet not smart enough to take anything else.

See also Mass Com, and stupid mass com kids.

I want to go to University, but I'm so stupid, I guess I will take Mass Communication.

by Charles576 March 30, 2009

weapons of mass destruction

A pair of massive boobs

Person (Pointing at boobs): Wow, look at those weapons of mass distruction!

by asdfghjkl; April 16, 2004

weapon of mass destruction

something that the US has plenty of and gives to iraq so that Bush has a reason to bomb iraq

USA gave weapons of mass ddestructio to Iraq so thay had a reason to bomb it

by TRU3K!LLA November 3, 2004