morgage

A large sum of money that is loaned in order for someone to purchase a home. Though not required if you have lots of cash, it is quite common for a home owner to need to borrow to finance their home. Comes in a variety of flavors to suit the borrower: 20 yr, 30 yr, fixed, or ARM (adjustable rate morgage), etc. A morgage is also another form of modern slavery and gives a homeowner the illusion that he in fact owns the house he lives in, when in reality, the bank owns it and is just lending it to him until he moves and gets another morgage for another house in which the man may never live to fully own.

Renter: Hey what u doing?

Home Owner: Paying my morgage.

Renter: Sucker! I only pay half of that.

Home Owner: Yeah but I am slowly building up equity. What are you doing with your rent?

Renter: Paying some other guys morgage.

by DaHouse113 November 5, 2009

Morning Wood

The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."

Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."

by IInSSyNc February 27, 2014

The Morning Afters

Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.

Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!

by ricky bobby 68 September 14, 2009

Mort

Adjective.

a descriptive word commonly used to describe members' of society whom lack the necessary brain cells to perform basic life skills. Often seen moping around with a look of complete confusion, they are commonly mistaken for individuals with significant brain injuries and have a complete lack of savoir-faire.

Gerunds.

Commonly added to the end of names to highlight those with a distinct lack of interpersonal instincts.

Alex Polkinghorn is incompetent in most aspects of his life, particularly in his interpersonal relationships, to highlight his deficiencies in a non-aggressive manor, his friends affectionately know him as,

'Alex Polkingmort'

by Alexis Livingstone March 10, 2021

katie Morgan

A famous porn star.

I was just watching space nuts yo, and Katie Morgan totally gave me a spicy hot boner.

by BonReaper October 23, 2008

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

by KVRX January 10, 2005

Darren Morrison

A large male originating from Knockadalteen in Co. Sligo, Ireland. Known for his perverse sense of humor and his pedofilliac characteristics Darren is best not approached in any situation. Renowned for his abnormally large sideburns Darren is a living example of puberty gone wrong. It is also suspeceted that he may also be running an animal pornographic studio in his room.

Guy 1: "Oh my God! Is that guy fucking a horse?"

Guy 2: "Meet Darren Morrison...."

by Anon m0ssy xp3r7 February 20, 2009