tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)

Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"

by Dark5iide May 13, 2014

noisy miner

Aussie slang for being noisy. It comes from the native Australian species called the Noisy Miner. It is known for it's loud call.

Mate, that bloke's being like a Noisy Miner.

by raid_the_fridge December 25, 2016

raving mincer

A homophobic slur used by 40 year old men obsessed with bangers

Fuck off you fucking raving mincer!!

by Bandit bangers June 30, 2016

raving mincer

An insult used by someone normally obsessed with bangers, insinuating you are gay. Often combined with arse bandit or uphill fudgepacker.

Fuck off you fucking raving mincer!

by Bandit bangers June 30, 2016

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

by Minge miner May 17, 2016

Ego miner

A person that lacks self confidence and constantly mines the conversation for compliments.

Steve is such a ego miner, he must be really insecure about himself.

by Mtg187 March 20, 2017