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Minecraft Christian Server 

Why tf are you looking this up?
GO OUTSIDE BITCHES OR PLAY ON A Minecraft Christian Server
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Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad 

Kid: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
God: Nope

Minecraft 

The best game in the world. Screw WoW, Minecraft is just freaking awesome. It's blocky.

There are four main modes:
Survival, where you gather resources and build a house, go down and mine for stuff, go to the nether, but you have to fight mobs along the way. The unofficial goal is to get to the End and defeat the Ender Dragon.
Hardcore, which is survival except it is set to the hardest difficulty. You cannot change the difficulty, and if you die once the save is deleted.
Creative, where you have unlimited resources and can build whatever you want. You cannot die unless you fall into the void. Mobs will only attack if provoked. You can break any block with one hit, unlike in Survival or Hardcore, in which you have to hold down the mouse button on the block until it breaks.
Adventure, where you cannot break blocks or build. This gamemode is rarely done without a pre-made map, and you have to use cheats to get into the mode. You cannot start out with adventure mode on a singleplayer world.

You can also go on servers made by other Minecrafters, so you don't always have to be alone! On the servers you can play with other players. (duhh) They are normally developed in a private server and then the server IP is publicly released. However, sometimes the server cannot be accessed because of either your or the server's connection.

I'm such a nerd XD
"Get off Minecraft already! It's 11 pm!"
"Just 5 more minutes! I have to dig back to the surface!"
When your shit resembles that of beef ground into mince. Uncooked and sloppy as all fuck.
I just minced myself.
mince by Gillchild January 11, 2009

minecraft villager 

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.
"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

clean minded 

The opposite of dirty minded. When everyone's mind is in the gutter and one person just doesn't get it.
Ty: Do you want to come over after I get off?
Kat: No I want to come before you get off ;)
Ty: Why would you want to come over while I'm at work? I won't be home yet.
Kat: You are so clean minded.
clean minded by echow November 16, 2010