Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.

We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.

by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025

Lionel Messi

Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.

Lionel Messi is a gay person

by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025

Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send

I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS

by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025

Bust a message

To send or receive the message or point.

Improve conversation with somone who is given the silent treatment.

Used by The Roots in their song "Silent treatment".

"Damn, I'm tryin to get dat pussy, but this bitch won't even bust a message!"

"She friend zoned me out of fucking nowhere and I cant even bust a message to her! She fuckin trippin!

"Baby bust a message that I send. Aint no need to pretend, cause shit is real to the end." -The Roots

by Aphroshmurai August 20, 2011

angelo daniel messina

Adm is a very high thinker charming smart trend setter and many people idolize him.He is also extremely sexy and every knows it. He can get every girl in the world but he always says he deserves better. He is also very kind and giving. Usually Aquarius. Many people are jealous of him and some try to be him.

Everyone is so jealous of his looks and his ideas Angelo Daniel Messina Is just perfect

by Agelodm93 June 27, 2016

Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019

hoeism and messing wid girls feelins

it’s a crime

is hoeism and messing wid girls feelins a crime?

yes !!!!!!!!

by copforhoeism March 14, 2020