Marco Mathers

Father of André Filipe

Marco Mathers is your father filho da puta.

by CrackedCricket February 3, 2018

Onto Mathematics

School of thought which addresses the "something-from-nothing" conundrum.

Based on the corollary of Tarskian area.

Ontological mathematics.

Onto mathematics explains that something appears from nothing because the area of same-discrete lines is two TIMES the area of the volume which encompasses them.

In other words: lines have area.

by zanderfin September 23, 2019

marshall mathers

when you eat dick likes it corn on the cob

is that doyle yeah, he loves marshall mathers

by Timothy m mendes January 15, 2020

Mr.Mathers

A math teacher that is very cool

Mr.Mathers 2020 uwu

by anonymous September 14, 2020

caden mathews

A person that drives puss puss car.

Have you seen John around.
Last i heard of him he was a caden mathews.

by john marst October 26, 2020

Premalcastic Mathematics

Premalcastic is a type of mathematical language, which contains elements of; Differential Calculus , Quantum Logic and Probability Theory, Advanced Statistics (complex multivariate relationships), Abstract Algebra, and Mathematical psychology. the form of the notations is radically different to algebra or calculus, it resembles Mandarin (Chinese) and Arabic flowing top to bottom like Japanese writings but compressed together so it very tight. For a beginner it's extremely hard to read. It's primary application is to predict the exact outcome of any event, secondary is to solve highly complex mathematical problems. I will try to add an image of what the mathematic language looks like, to give a clearer idea.

I used Premalcastic Mathematics, to figure out that when that woman across the street picks up a pen someone dropped which will set off a series of events, that will result in a car crashing into this structure, causing that man on top to fall, exactly here on this very spot. So, I've placed this mattress exactly here, to save the man's life when he falls. Look the lady is picking up the pen, now. there goes the man exiting the store almost bumps into her, and the cyclist has to swerve to miss the man but bumps into the power line worker, who trips and knocks over a can of nails, that cause the car's tyre to pop, making the car swerve and hit the scaffold structure, where the man falls and lands on the mattress I just placed there a few minutes ago wasn’t that lucky.. No its not luck, it's mathematics. You just need to use Premalcastic Mathematics to solve the many possible outcomes, to determine that this is exactly where the man would fall.

by Frosty Flakes October 12, 2020

Mid-Mashie

Golf: A Mid-Mashie used to be a 3 iron metal faced golf club. It was named such because it fell in between a mid iron (2 iron) and a mashie (5 iron).

Potatoes: In grocery stores in the produce isles it is common place for clerks to stack 5lb potato bags excessively high. This causes them to become unstable and unobtainable for shorter individuals, particularly the elderly. The Mid-Mashie is the sack of potatoes the shorter individual will grab located in the center of the pile causing the unstable tower of potatoes to come toppling down on top of them. Clerks will typically yell the golfing term "FORE!" If they see the event taking place.

Produce Clerk, "Grandma Death is going for the Mid-Mashie! FORE!"

by aPatheticGeorge November 20, 2020