Your Mom

Was riding my dick last night

Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .

by Td April 12, 2017

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grom mom

The mom who drives all the kids to go surfing. And sometimes shreds themselves too.

That's the coolest grom mom ever, she drives all the local kids to the beach to surf everday.

by Big Gryn April 19, 2017

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A woman in her mid-thirties that resides in Silverdale, Washington. A silverdale mom has 3 to four children all of which play soccer. Her wardrobe consists of tight fitting workout clothes that all reveal her enlarged fupa. She shops at traders joes, visits the hair salon, and chats with friends at the local Starbucks on the daily. She owns an unreasonable number of Home Goods throw pillows and always stays up to date with Martha Stewart's latest seasonal DIY decorations.

" Hey Deb, you meeting with the girls at the Y later this afternoon?"

"Oh sorry Carrie not today! I have to pick up the boys from their soccer match and stop by Trader Joes to buy some all natural, vegan, no gmo, chicken tenders."

-excerpt from a Silverdale Mom convo

by RRDOG May 31, 2016

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chewbacca mom

The stupidest viral video ever. Consists of a mom wearing a chewbacca mask ask laughing like a retard.

That video of CHEWBACCA MOM is so lame.

by JCgaming72 January 10, 2017

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by Doge doge doge January 10, 2017

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creepy mom

A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.

Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!

by gpgif<3 January 26, 2017

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