your mom

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your mom

by Doge doge doge January 10, 2017

Your mom

Someone who's gay

Your mom? She gay.

by hﾠﾠ May 17, 2018

Slutty Mom

A mom who knows the whole neighborhood off the palm of her hand, literally.

I slept with your slutty mom

by Mystical_Voodoo October 29, 2020

Mom hours

When you seem to be working non stop.... kind of like mom when she's making up some supper for you and pop, and washing the dishes, and cleaning the clothes, and walking the dogs, etc.

- why haven't you been able to chill bro?
- because I'm a real bro and putting in mom hours at work to save up for the new cod.

by Jman5670 June 23, 2011

lansing's mom

A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.

by Rustie Shackleford May 11, 2011

Mom Buzz

A woman with children who can no longer handle consuming large amounts alchohol.

She got a Mom Buzz after two glasses of wine.

by KNo14 March 30, 2010

Mom Cake

In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.

I'll take the mom cake and a side of chips, please.

My iron is low, I need to eat a few mom cakes.

by Tommy G Style September 05, 2011