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Metrofartsy

describes a person who is caught somewhere between metrosexual and artsy-fartsy.

for our purposes here, a metrosexual is a heterosexual male who is stylish, fashionable, trendy, well-groomed, and cultured. to be metrosexual, you are not required to be involved in art beyond a general awareness which would allow you to converse semi-intelligently about art while you wait in line at starbucks. artsy-fartsy describes a person that is so into art that they are weird and almost nerdy and maybe vegan and probably wearing at least one very colorful article of clothing which they made themselves. they try too hard to be an artistic genius, which ends up making them extremely difficult to comprehend.

obviously, the metrofartsy person contains some, but not all, of the combined characteristics of the metrosexual and the artsy-fartsy. the metrofartsy person is usually confused about their own identity and "their place in this world". as a result, they can't decide which subculture they should try to fit in with, so they mix two of them together.
"Yesterday, Shawn and I were uptown, shopping for shoes, and all of a sudden he invited me to some poetry reading that he's doing in a bookstore by the beach."
"Yeah? Weird. He has been acting really metrofartsy lately.
by The Pep April 2, 2009
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metrojew

a male who is obsessed with his looks but is reluctant to spend money on anything other than beauty products or sunbed sessions.
It's minus 2 outside and that guy has turned the heating off. He's such a metrojew!
by big daddy cool January 5, 2010
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Metropolitude

n:/ Sports masochist who proves his or her manhood by pretending to suffer directly the persisting and inexplicable misfortunes of the Metropolitan Baseball Club of New York while simultaneously chambering a seemingly innate ability to anoint the winning pitcher of any given Mets' victory a first-ballot Hall of Fame lock, all the while possessing an encyclopedic arcane knowledge of said pitcher, especially his weaknesses, that renders said anointing inexcusably delusional.
John Maine struck Adam Dunn out three times last night! First Ballot, baby! Show your METROPOLITUDE!
by TootNanny April 19, 2013
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valerie meros

A girl who looks exactly like her sister, stephanie! Has brown-brunette hair and has brown eyes just like her sister!
Twins, twins, twins, thats all their is between them..
by geen jon April 16, 2005
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Metrosexual

A gay man who can't get laid.
Alan: "Oh, we don't have to watch a movie, I've TiVo'd Glee!"

Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."

Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."

Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"

Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."

Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."
by Wonderfully Randomful December 5, 2014
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metrosexual

a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
"are you gay or a transexual?"
"neither. i'm a metrosexual. and a princess." lol
by satoru kato May 11, 2006
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metrosexual

A cotquean.

An unmasculine male human.

A ponce.
Lloyd is a metrosexual. He shaves his arse cheeks.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
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