Megan

Megan is a useless bitch
by The kid who is January 14, 2020
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Megan

A really testy person who is rude and you don’t want to see to early in the morning
Ugh it’s too early for a Megan
by Phattesty August 19, 2019
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Megan

The most retarted name in the world. Don't go to close to this girl and don't ever fuck with her or she will piss you off and fuck you and then you'll get a cockprint in your legs.
Elliot: Hey did you see megan last night?
Greg: ya she was jockin on my dick all night!
Kyle: DAMN she got game bitch
by Guy249 October 27, 2021
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Megan

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !
by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021
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Megan

Megan is nice but people don't see it. Some people don't realize it but she gets hurt by other people so she hurts others and none knows why. Megan's also have a great sence of humor.
Look it's my new friend megan. No one knows why she hurts others
by Mini Bailey army May 29, 2021
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Megan

Fucking bitch. Terrible friend but great at Lying! Never date her or get close to her, if you already are, you will definitely get hurt by her soon
She is spreading rumors about me!
Who?
Who do you think.
Megan again?!
by Bruh_06 November 20, 2019
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megan

now this name right here there are two types of megan the nice one who’s normally a crackhead nitty and then there’s the other one the evil self-centred little slaggy bitch who will sleep with your boyfriend or send him nudes even when she’s meant to be your bestfriend
person1-megan is a skank

person 2- which megan
person 1- megan fucking backbender godwinslag
by skddhsj May 8, 2020
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