macaroon job

A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.

You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.

(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."

by ghostories April 24, 2018

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Macho-Scholarly

Smart, good looking, well dressed, and educated man.

Blake's looking macho-scholarly tonight!

by LishaBlakeRay January 20, 2018

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macdonalds

A Mcdonalds that is full of fat people

Person 1: Today I went to the macdonalds down the street

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Macaroni Boy

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.

He is such a Macaroni Boy!

by macaroniboy March 6, 2018

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Macaroni and Hot Dogs

Macaroni and Hot Dogs is the traditional dish of Hicks in the USA. Served with a cold Coors, will keep you full while you’re out muddin in your truck.

I can’t wait to eat this bowl of macaroni and hot dogs as soon as I’m done fucking my sister!

by Grizzly Dipper June 5, 2018

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macdongolds

That place where cows go to die and clowns that scare children. People who work at a MACDONGOLDS is either broke and needs cash or is the devil. Eating anything from MACDONGOLDS might give you diabetes or a heart attack, unless you order chicken nuggies.

Mom: Hey son, what do you want from the McDonalds?

Son: i WANt a Fudging ChickheEn NuggetS MOm!
Mom: K
Son: WaiT!?!

Mom: Yes son?
Son: Can I haves a MTN DEW?
Mom: Thats it! No more food were going home!
Gets Home*
Son: That bitch didn't get me my FRICKING MACDONGOLDS!

by I_MAIN_HIGHLANDER June 8, 2018

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