East St. Louis Toodle-oo

When a woman performs anilingus on a man while Steely Dan is playing in the background. Cuervo Gold and the fine Colombian optional.

"Damn, Josie came home and gave me that East St. Louis Toodle-oo the other night? Thought I was gonna die behind the wheel."

by MysticalSphere April 11, 2025

Louis Tomlinson

The sun.

*Louis Tomlinson posts a tweet*
Louies: the sun came up!

by stream_defenceless February 22, 2021

absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.

"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".

by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016

Louis Tomlinson

An amazing human being who’s been through a lot. Famous singer/songwriter form Doncaster, England. Is known to be extremely protective of people he loves, as well as incredibly sarcastic and sassy. Aka, Tommo, Lewis, Boobear, Lou, Smol Bean, etc. He is also widely believed to be in some sort of romantic relationship with fellow former 1D star, Harry Styles. Louis is also a big fan of the football game (for Americans, soccer). He played for his local football club, the Doncaster Rovers, for about a year on a contract. He has recently released a new album titled Faith In the Future, and is currently on tour. He also released a documentary titled All of Those Voices a few months ago. He has remained close friends with 1D co-stars Liam Payne and Niall Horan.

Person A: “Hey, who’s that one British guy? You know, the one who sings like, ‘It’s bigger than me’?”
Person B: “Oh, you’re talking about Louis Tomlinson! He’s on tour right now, look!”

by yourfellowlarrie💙💚 May 28, 2023

Louis

W Rizz

Louis has Rizz

by edwardyrk January 13, 2023

louis badalament

Beating your dick off as hard as you can in a boy’s middle school bathroom.

Peter was Beating off in the Vaughn middle school bathroom and reflected on how his brother, Louis badalament was in the same situation just two years prior

by Jimmy Con November 15, 2020

Louis

A fucking 2 foot tall orange neek. Who likes fingerings women younger than him to the point of death he also rubs his minuscule dick on sheep and then after that he goes home to give his 3 year old sister and mother a fresh cream pie

Oh look Louis home
Shit time for a cream pie

Please Louis have mercy I'm only 3

by GodsSon345 October 21, 2020