london poche

some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."

?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"

by hanes underwaer April 26, 2010

logocop

When a known and loved brand of product suddenly decides to change its image/logo. Any "upgrade" that is, in reality, a significant downgrade. A sellout.

That new icon is so frikin' "KFC". Why didn't they just stick to the original, and not go logocop on our asses?

by The Reliable Guide September 7, 2010

Logobillia

When a person wears only clothes with multiple Logos.

With 17 logos on only 3 pieces of clothing, Tom was a walking example of logobillia.

by Jackson Morris January 11, 2012

London Fog

When a male ejaculates onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.

David enjoyed watching Daniel struggle to see after the London Fog David surprised him with.

by the.sweetness January 2, 2015

London bridge

When someone has a stoma and in a sexual event similar to a threesome the patient is engaged in anal sex as well as in the stoma. This act is similar to the Eiffel Tower.

Let's London bridge that bitch.

by cojo911 June 5, 2015

London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type

"Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"

by 0802954 November 22, 2015

london tube

An uncircumcised British men's "old man."

That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!

So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!

by Seattle White Thunder December 3, 2015