THE CYCLE OF LIFE

The Cycle of life was invented by Mahi. If broken you are probably going to be criticized by its creator, so don’t break the Cycle of life. The Cycle of life can be broken by not having kids or not getting married. It is such an important part of life; it is the future of the next generation that's why it is so important not to break it. Many people choose to break it, and in some people's eyes it is not a big deal but for others it can be sacred and if broken you could be treated poorly by those people because of the path you've chosen.Mahi knows that Miss Grindley, our English teacher and her “best friend”, broke it. This broke her heart and whoever doesn’t know it, she gets very sad and feels betrayed. As you can tell, the Cycle of Life is a very important and serious thing. I personally will not break the Cycle Of Life. YOU SHOULD NEVER BREAK IT OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.

LIFE LESSON OF THE DAY - DON'T BREAK THE CYCLE OF LIFE

by The god of the cycle of life June 27, 2020

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Life Gape

When life is fucking you in the ass at every turn, in small and large ways, in every way it can, you are living the Life Gape.

Just lost my job, my bitch be cheating on me with her boss, I just spilled my beer all over myself.

Fuck bud that’s tough, sounds like you’re living the Life Gape

by NSAssman December 23, 2018

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Your Life

An alteration of the comeback "Your Face" or "Your Mum"

Used in the same context, when nothing else can be said.

Scenario One..
Person One: Can I have my pen back?
Person Two: What pen?
Person One: The one in your hand.
Person Two: I don't know anything about a pen.
Person One: Stop being a shit.
Person Two: "Your life is shit"

Scenario Two..
Person One: That gig was dissapointing.
Person Two: "Your life is dissapointing"

MISUSE
Can be used incorrectly.
Scenario One..
Person One: I had a sandwich for lunch today.
Person Two: "Your life is a sandwich"

This just doesn't make sense.

Scenario Two..
Person One: Did you see that flower? It's so beautiful.
Person Two: Your life is beautiful.

Obviously the insult has now become a compliment.

by asherleaa April 7, 2008

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Second Life

Second Life is a fun game to play. It's not a game you win. Instead, it's a game that simulates real life but cooler where you can teleport to different places like Butsu, northern lights dance club, and more. Teenagers and adults play second life. Mostly adults. Second life is for cool people and winners. You play it on a laptop. There are places to get free stuff. There's a place to go bowling. There's a sex beach. There's a place you see people dressed up in animal costumes. Linden is the currency of second life. There's a place where you can collect gems and turn them into Linden. Linden and money are exchangeable. You can buy Linden with money. You can sell Linden for money. You tip the DJs at the Northern lights. You can fly in second life. You can be a werewolf and then be a regular cool dude later on. And have your avatar wear sunglasses and drink soda. There are more places I been to but don't remember what it's called. I used to play second life as an adult. Not anymore. I don't have a laptop anymore. There are so many more places I didn't even see in second life.

I was dancing to cool music at northern lights. Second Life was awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2021

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life insurance

reason why so many spouses are killing each other

because Kim husband died, she gets a total $100,000 of life insurance . While her husband is decomposing in the grown, she is spending the money and is geting plastic surgery.

by pockadotslotz February 22, 2010

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