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juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together
by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018
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Julia

"Julia" refers to a person (typically a gen-z) who is perceived to have little to no workplace etiquette or skills and demonstrates many of the following behaviors;

- not logging in at a reasonable time
- not showing up to meetings
- not going to the office when required
- cancelling or moving meetings very last minute
- unresponsive to emails
- difficult to track down or get ahold of
- thinks everything is a joke
- seems to generally lack work ethic
- does not send status updates on tasking
- acts entitled
- does not pull weight on the team
- inconsistent work hours
- no attention to detail
- acts like a senior employee but performs at entry level
- takes unnecessary personal calls during work meetings
I don't know what time they will be online today so I am not sure if they will be attending the meeting they set up but I don't see any conflicts on their calendar. They are such a "Julia".
by Threefatcats May 7, 2025
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Julia

An extremely sweet and affectionate person. Will protect their friends with their own life. A friend for life you can always depend on. The cutest person in the world. Chronically alone, but doesn't care. The best friend you can ever ask for-
"Who's that bich?"
"Dude, that's Julia!"
by Simonisbirk235 February 10, 2019
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Julia and Chill

Julia and Chill means you invite someone over to watch Julia Child's "The French Chef" together for three continuous days or more. It normally requires bringing a bowl of butter over for the butter rubbing session performed by rubbing an obscene amount of butter on the other person and massaging all over them whenever Julia uses her butter. One's also expected to bring along bottles of wine/cognac as well as an eviscerated turkey in order to play a popular drinking game called "la dinde de ménagère". La dinde de ménagère means that you drink the wine when Julia says the word "sautée", "bouillon" or "pâté" meanwhile rubbing your genital against the turkey 'til theres liquid fill in the turkey. This game goes on until the turkey is full and the two proceed to either copulate with the turkey or defecate in it but ONLY after the body fluid is cleared out and gently cooked following Julia's famous recipe "sauce de la bouguerille":

1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired

Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
I tried out Julia and Chill with Paul last week and now I yell "Bon appétit" whenever I cum.
by lafluffieputin July 19, 2016
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Julia Treloar

HILARIOUS. she can make anyone laugh just by being near them. She is amazing at netball and gymnastics. She doesn't need to flex, her abs just pop. She is such a good friend and never hurts someone on purpose. Her laugh is astounding and her genuine love for her friends will always be appreciated.
Lara "Oh I love Julia Treloar, but not as much as Shawn Mendes"
Kate: "same she is one of my favs xx"
by Bebell October 15, 2018
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Julia

Never trust Julia, she may be talented an beautiful but deep down we all know she’s an ugly furry at heart. Never let her looks deceive you or she’ll turn you into a furry next.
Guy 1: “Julia is so beautiful I want to talk to her.”

Guy 2: “No dude all Julia’s are furries.. RUN!!”
by Urmumskarma January 14, 2023
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Julia

A really beautiful Polish girl with an amazing style, personality and musical taste.
"Wow, look at how hot and cool Julia is!"
by scmfkr April 7, 2023
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