dandy johnson

Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".

"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005

Don Johnson

A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.

Hey, Tiny, do you know where the Don Johnson is? Son bitch!

by BJ August 25, 2004

fuck johnson

1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson

Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.

Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?

by diddy784 August 3, 2007

Betsy Johnson

aka Blow Job if only initials read.

Also meaning Felatio

Girl1: Marcus got a Betsy Johnson from Laura!
Girl2: that slut!

by ongi March 20, 2009

Johnson County

A place where theres rednecks and rich people. I think thats where Lenexa and Overland park are

I live in lawrence kansas 30 miles west of Johnson County.

by The Alex July 2, 2005

Mammy Johnson

This term originates in Knoxville, Tn by way of Jacksboro, Tn. It refers to getting caught masturbating in the morning by your mother when she is bringing you lunch money.

Josh got Mammy Johnson'd this morning before work. I bet he's gonna have an awkward dinner.

by Ashley P. March 30, 2009

Johnson Controls

The components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device. Often mistaken for Semen's Boner Technology.

I got a big stiffy, thanks to Johnson Controls.

by kdbamaman November 18, 2012