Johnny Pseudonym 

My attempt at being a wise-ass.

Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!

Johnny Pseudonym by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Johnny Depp Murders 

Johnny Depp is a Murderer who killed Anthony Fox. A Team Member's of Depp is also Money Laundering.
Anthony Fox in 2001 was going to testify against Depp, days before he went missing when Fox would have won the lawsuit.
Depp threatens Amber Heard to kill her daily with a 'crime scene' with others doing what he wants or by himself literally.

Fox's case likely would have shown that Depp and his team were Money Laundering. Sounds like RICO Act is next on the list.

Johnny Depp Murders Anthony Fox, and tries to Murder Amber Heard. Money Laundering and Organized Crime with RICO Act is serious. Staff are still intimidated years later about going 'missing'

Johnny Depp Murders by Camera Roy September 19, 2021

Johnny Gargano 

The best wrestler in the current industry

Yo, look at Johnny Gargano over there. He's so good at this.

Johnny Gargano by Memeboi22 May 20, 2021

Johnny Depp 

the hottest guy. ever.
he is *sexy*
and an amazing actor.
allllll other guys should be jealous of him.

My friend's mom grew up with Johnny Depp

random guy: man, i wish i was johnny depp
random girl: yeah, then maybe i'd like you

Johnny Depp by bananananana12 September 26, 2010

johnny depp 

Ruined pirates forever

Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole

johnny depp by Dillon Farnum January 16, 2005

johnny depp 

A good actor who sits in his house in the cheese sniffing country of France. While sitting in his house, he bad mouths America. Then he comes over here, stars in a movie and makes a ton of money off of our country (which he hates so much).

"I'm Johnny Depp. I'm a hypocrite."

johnny depp by Mike Dizzy April 9, 2006

johnny rocket 

term used to explain a dire and immediate need to relieve fecal matter in an explosive manner from your bum. May be abbreviated as "JR"

I ate too much at dinner and now I really need to Johnny Rocket!

After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.

johnny rocket by Sophia M. Greene December 26, 2004