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Jeff Bozos

"jeff boh-zohs"

Noun / Roast

A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:

1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).

2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).

3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
"Bro I have an idea that could change the world. It's revolutionary. You do the coding I take care of the business side of things."
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."

My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
by irobuang August 30, 2025
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Jeff

jeff is everybodys best friend
he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
we must praise jeff
"I have to go to church to read about Jesus tomorrow."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."
by Sr. Swaggio July 26, 2022
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Jeff Tan

Someone that will always comment on your winning mahjong set.

Jeff Tan: 为什么不要自摸,听三遍
by Mahjong 101 November 21, 2021
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Jeff

Someone who speaks about big achievements with an underrated tone.
by theguyfromchurch October 27, 2021
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Jeff

He’s d1ck is so big 🥵🤤

By Samuel
-Samuel: I love ur d1ck ZADDY
-Jeff: shut rip and suck it
by Samuel R Bernal November 21, 2021
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Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.
Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021
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Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.
Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021
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