Jake Date

When you go out with a girl for less than a week. Or just hook up with a chick.

Are you still going out with that chick?
No she was a jake date

by Arcchie Bullzinski May 27, 2011

Jake-in' out

making big or moderately large plans with one of your friends, family, or acquaintance. and at the last minute - abandoning then all at once with a very very stupid or pussy-ass reason.

Alex: so Jake, me and Mickey are on our way to pick you up.

Jake: Dude... i don't know if its gonna work out this time man.

Alex: why not? we've been planning this for like, two weeks!

Jake: dude... i like... stubbed my toe real bad. i cant even walk on it. it might be broken.

Alex: Jake-in' out! of course!

by Gazetti January 30, 2008

Jake Paul

A narcissistic, ego maniac; full of themselves. Idiotic and probably a D+, 69%, student. (England is not a city... You learn that in grade school...)

It's Everyday Bro... England is my City.... I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one. (Not True)

by GhostCatcherSky August 22, 2017

Jake Gay

When you look at Jake and you see gay.

"Ew Jake gay!"

by isrealityreal January 24, 2021

Jake Amorelli

A whorish hobo who enjoys the word strumpet. He is ignorant, stupid, and stalkerish.

"Hey Jake Amorelli, why are you stalking me??"
"You're a STRUMPET!"

by jakeh8ter January 30, 2010

Jake Gyllenhaal

A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.

Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.

by someone you dont know June 12, 2014

Jake Williams

A small retard, gay, small pee pee

Jake Williams is a little retard

by dOsH BuRtOn September 20, 2019