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Logic of India

noun.

The school of logic that compares and correlates two or more disparate, independent entities or events using absolutely no logic, usually based on superstition, WhatsApp forwards, hearsay and personally, socio-culturally preconceived notions. An utter disregard for basic science and lack of any empirically proven evidence is a key aspect of this school of thought. Usually deployed by Indian Gen X-1 to screw the living happiness of Gen X.
Why can't I go swim?

Because Pluto is no longer a planet, and it messes up your birth-chart, swimming pools have piranha pee in them according to NASA and you didn't do what I asked you to do without explaining it because I am just generally superior to you in all regards. By the way, who swims on a rainy/sunny day?

That makes no sense. I can't argue with that. Fucking Logic of India!
by BuzzedBrain June 8, 2019
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indiannigger

A South-West Asian persion, (i.e. Indian, Sri Lanken or Pakistani) who, just because they may have dark skin, emulates their Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.
"Heyr, arn't ve goeing to get arll the bitches tonaight"
"Yes, ve're pimpin"

"Shuttup, indianniggers"
by alex whitecroft September 17, 2006
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Indiana Jones

While two fingers are in the vagina, they are slowly slid out while the penis is simultaneously slid in, making the seamless transition to sexual intercourse. It is reminiscent of the beginning of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" when Indy simultaneously switches the bag of sand with the golden idol.
1. I wasn't sure Suzy was down to fuck, but after I gave her the Indiana Jones, she had no choice but to accept it.

2. I never knew how to make the transition from foreplay to sex, but now that I've learned the Indiana Jones, I'm getting my dick wet much more often.

Sex Intercourse Vagina Dick Finger
by Kuntmaster October 13, 2011
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indian sausage

Give me the Indian Sausage tonight, please daddy!
by Chocolate Lover September 9, 2008
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Indian Stab

To viciously ram a girl in the asshole without prior warning then proceed to reach around and wrap your hand around her mouth, opening and closing to create an "Indian" call. Continue to do so until the only fair outcome would be to pay reparations.
"Hey, what was that sound?"
"That was Billy Indian Stabbing Melissa upstairs."
"Sweet."
by BIlly Hitchock November 3, 2006
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Indian artifact

A discarded liquor bottle.
"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"
by McCooligan July 24, 2009
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India

India
India is just perfect❤️
by Royal is back January 8, 2019
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