Schrodinger's initiative

In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.

New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.

New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.

Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.

by Exoudi December 28, 2023

The most intimate thing

It's like that Christmas song. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶

Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

the heart institute

A heart dr office located in San Augustine tx that has got to be the slowest person ever to make it around to see patients.

Man this the heart institute sucks I been waiting here so long I had time to look at everything on the internet that could possibly interest me then still had time to define this place.

by BigBankHank1981 May 1, 2024

Oi bruv moo innit

A Word that is in a meme about the sounds of a cow in different countries

Cow1:moo,where do you come from
Cow2:im from england Oi bruv moo innit

by Wek wek June 7, 2024

America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM

you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.

by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024

Agincourt Collegiate Institute

A decrepit shit hole filled with too many niggers

I go to Agincourt Collegiate Institute. I hate niggers too.

by 1Cant_see_me March 24, 2025

Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions

The six-dimensional continuum that unifies spacetime (4D), probability branches (5D), and the full spectrum of initial conditions—the starting parameters that determine how any system evolves. In this framework, reality isn't just about where you are in space and time, or even which probability branch you're in, but also about the fundamental starting point: your genetics, your birthplace, your historical era, the initial state of the universe itself. 6D acknowledges that two people in the same spacetime coordinate, on the same probability branch, could have completely different experiences because their initial conditions differ. This explains why siblings raised together can turn out nothing alike—they share spacetime and probability but started from different initial conditions (different genetics, different positions in the family, different timing). 6D is the framework of ultimate fairness and ultimate unfairness: everything is determined by where you start, and you don't choose where you start.

Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions (6D) Example: "She tried to understand why her life turned out so differently from her sister's—same parents, same upbringing, same opportunities. 6D explained it: same spacetime, same probability branch, but different initial conditions—different positions in the family, different genetics, different timing. They started from different points, so their trajectories diverged. The framework didn't fix the jealousy, but it explained why simple comparisons never worked."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026