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by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025

Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025

dirty haidar

Eating copious amounts of kebab mixed with asian buffet while looking at his mother whilst simultaneously violently masturbating to men dressed as farm animals. He finishes off by shitting in the middle of the public road with the onlook of his mother.

Bro, i pulled a dirty Haidar last night with my girlfriend (mom). It was amazing, dream come true!

by 73kebabsaday August 18, 2025

one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

Beep boy headass

To completely fail at roasting

Person1: you're ugly
Person2: look at your beep boy headass

by Beepboyheadass October 8, 2018

Kylo Ren lookin’ headass

A person who has the appearance and/or physique of Adam Driver (actor who plays Kylo Ren in the Star Wars franchise)

Person 1: you know that one waiter at the Ihop near Walmart?
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: the one that’s a Kylo Ren lookin’ headass
Person 2: oooh, yeah I know him!
Person 1: he has mega autism.
Person 2: LOL,big fax!

by MacropenisShaggySkooks December 9, 2018

squidward lookin headass

its literally in the name

whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass

by #rogang February 5, 2020