A frigid jerk who goes on about the size of his dick, when really, he is just trying to cover up the fact he doesn't have one. Stands behind couples trying to kiss making inappropriate sexual comments.
Alice: Oh My God, i hate that dickless jerk. Can't he just piss off?!
Imi: I know, he's definitely a Haysman.
Imi: I know, he's definitely a Haysman.
by Alice+Imogen October 31, 2008
Get the Haysman mug.Hayley’s are often one of the nicest people you will ever meet. They always know how to make you laugh and always stick up for you. Hayley’s tend to be a big hit for the boys but once she finds her kinda guy, she will settle down. Hayley’s are also super good friends and she has a lot of them, they tend to be more on the popular side. Hayley’s also tend to be beautiful and... curvy
by C-broski February 15, 2019
Get the Hayley mug.One of the most interesting guys you'll ever meet. He's a cocky mofo, but he also has a sweet side as long as you know how to bring it out. He adventurous and can always have make a good time out of any situation, good or bad. He's so spontaneous that if you ask him to to go on a random last second trip, he'll be more than happy to get up and go with you. He's very grounded and easy to talk to. If you're ever down and need someone to pick you up, he can do it effortlessly. He is sought after by many and knows it, but is mostly just looking to settle down. If you play your cards right you just might be lucky enough to end up with one.
by notchillin321 February 27, 2019
Get the Hayden mug.A gorgeous girl with curly dirty blonde hair, beautiful blue eyes. Hayley is super shy and us a bookworm and Harry Potter nerd, but once you really meet her she is SUPER loud and confident. She thinks the world hates her, but do they really? She has an inner circle of friends that will stick with her forever. Hayley has enemies, and tends to involve herself in drama to help fix the problem. Shes smart, not the smartest but makes a great captain at her school. If you ever have a friend named Hayley, don't let that beautiful girl go. She loves you more than she says.
Guy1: who's that girl reading that Harry Potter book?
Guy2: that's Hayley,she's super pretty and has lots of friends. Don't be mean to her, I swear it's not fun getting in her bad books.
Guy1: yea she seems cool
Girl1: Hayley's my bff, but she's crazy about Poptarts
Guy2: ok let's not eat Poptarts in front of her
Guy2: that's Hayley,she's super pretty and has lots of friends. Don't be mean to her, I swear it's not fun getting in her bad books.
Guy1: yea she seems cool
Girl1: Hayley's my bff, but she's crazy about Poptarts
Guy2: ok let's not eat Poptarts in front of her
by Poptart_loving_sweety March 28, 2019
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